The CEO has some tough choices coming up, choices involving Bacon and how to best present the Bacon in a Suprising manner. I’ve got some ideas, but nothing solid yet. Past efforts have included bacon on a stick, bacon turnovers, bacon wrapped hot wings, and various meats and sausages wrapped in bacon. Some have worked better than others, but they’ve all worked. I’m sure I’ll come up with something by next Sunday.

If anyone reading this has a commercial-sized (or at least a big) deep fat fryer please give the CEO a call.

Lisa: No I can’t! I can’t eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you’re *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.