Kjel.org was recently in Seattle celebrating the Jr. VP’s birthday with the Kjel.org elders. The weekend was nice, but boy howdy did the driving suck. It poured rain the entire time, up and back, and the highway was full of Maniacs and Idiots. Maniacs, by the way, are anyone going faster than the CEO, and Idiots are anyone going slower.
I thought I’d invented this system of driver classification, but it turns out that George Carlin had a bit about maniacs and idiots on the road many years ago. I must have osmotically absorbed it somehow without consciously remembering it. Or maybe I just heard it somewhere. I wonder how many other funny (funny to me, at least) things I say that I think I came up are actually like this? Probably best not to know.
