How am I supposed to make it through yet another day without knowing, to a scientifically proven certainty, which Red Dawn character I am?

Luckily I don’t have to:

The Executioner
Robert Morris…-The Executioner-…You are loyal
and brave(to a fault) but you are also a
psychotic killing-machine. Seek professional
help NOW! ;-)

Which Red Dawn Character Are You?
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What, you actually expect me to work while I’m at work?