The CEO’s account of his recent time in Florida has been called into question by certain Kjel.org afficionados. “4 for 4? No way. Gin, cheese, chorizo, and dancers comma exotic? I don’t believe it.”

Believe it, muchacho:

Take a look at this, at least the the first three paragraphs and then the last couple. Yeah, I stayed past midnight. Yeah, I know Schilling, he sent me a rum cake last year for Christmas. No, I didn’t get in his limo.