It’s been Ford Truck Month for a great goddamn long time now. No one can dispute that I love TV with an unbridled passion, yet I also hate country music with at least a medium-warm fury.* Stupid Ford Truck ‘Month’ has been causing the latter to intrude on the former for a year now, minimum. Truck “Month” my ass.

And don’t get me started on the phrase “got a HEMI”. I’d rather not be asked to expand on my theory of dual-rear-wheel pickups (a “Duly”) and the self-perceived size of the, er, ego, of the little men who drive them . . .

*Johnny Cash is not country.