Well, I got it half right. One of the offenses showed up and put on a heck of a show. The other team, not so much. To quote coach Bill Doba in the Times,

“We got our butt kicked, period,” said WSU coach Bill Doba, who called the Trojans the best offensive team he has seen in his 30 years of college coaching.

Cougs didn’t even cover the 30 point spread. Good thing my bookie wasn’t returning my calls this week.