Well of course they were going to have problems with Bud Pong. Beer pong in the east is a barbaric game, what with the multiple cups and the throwing of the balls and so forth. Beirut? Battleship? Please sir. Perhaps I am not suited to comment since I’ve never lowered myself to play the Game in that fashion. Nor will I ever.

West coast beer pong however, specifically Walla Walla rules, is a gentleman’s pursuit. I believe that Winter Rules will be declared any day now, and at that point I shall sally forth to the table and engage the Chief Educator in the Noble Game. Afterward we shall retire to the den, perchance for a game of darts, or the viewing of football.