Jr. VP went to the doctor today for a regular check-up. The M.D. confirmed what, in my heart, I had already known: Jr. suffers the same malady as the CEO. He has what doctors call “Sasquatch Foot”. Note below the subtle difference in the normal foot (left), and my foot (right). There is no known cure.
He’s doomed to a life of never finding dress shoes or ski boots that fit, and ruining many pairs of socks. Already, at the tender age of 9 months, it’s tough to find shoes that fit him.
Jr. VP, I’m so very sorry. You can head butt me tonight all you want and I won’t complain.
