Today I was the guy on eBay that everybody hates. There was an auction for concert tickets that had been running for days. I never touched it until today, when I placed my first, and only bid, with about 20 seconds left in the auction. By the time the “OUTBID!” email made it to the other bidders, the auction was over and I’d won. And at what seems a reasonable price, even.

To me!!

Cheers, lads — see you in December at the Rose Garden.