Next week I will be attending a trademark seminar in beautiful Vancouver B.C., or, as it’s known around here, the good Vancouver. At least that is what the company sending me believes. My actual plan is to get to Canada, check in to my hotel, and go on a Molson and back bacon bender to end all benders. I will wander the streets looking like a McKenzie brother, challenging random folks to a curling match, or perhaps a game of hockey. Hopefully I’m not picked up by a mountie.